#1 Repeatedly enter and leave the store and count how many "visits" it takes to make the greeter stop greeting you.

#2 Walk up to an associate and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.

#3 Go through checkout with a bag of goldfish, tartar sauce, and a deep fryer.

#4 Put M&M's, frozen food, gum, a live lobster or lettuce on layaway.

#5 Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

#6 Set up a tent in the Camping department; build a camp-fire using Lincoln Logs from the toy department.

#7 Switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest rooms.

#8 Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

#9 In the Auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels.

#10 In the Sporting Goods section, look for someone looking at golf stuff, go to the end of the aisle, throw a golf ball near the person, yell "fore" and finally, the last and most important step, run!

#11 Get a small firecracker and go to the hunting section when there are a large amount of people. Suddenly scream, set off the firecracker, and drop to the floor. See how long it takes for the other customers to get out from under the table.

#12 Keep asking the employees, 'Can you tell me what aisle the 'walls' are on? This is Wall Mart, correct?'

#13 Take a cabbage patch doll through self checkout and ring it up under the produce code for cabbage.

#14 Replace products in the frozen foods section with fish bait from the sporting department. Hell, give out some samples and see what happens.

#15 See how many people you can fit into a cart.

#16 Go to the Toy Department and take up an entire else with a full scale battle of G.I. Joe vs. The X-Men

#17 Find an unused checkout, switch on the microphone and yell out "PENIS" over the store's loudspeaker system as loud as you can to try and scare other customers